Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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