bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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