Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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