Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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