Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd