the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
honey bunches of taint.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry