WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it