Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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