I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think your dad took our porno
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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