Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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