I'm pants shitting drunk right now
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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