it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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