im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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