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Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
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Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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