You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
