i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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