Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She bit a glass in half.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
