guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we made out on top of his cat.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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