I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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