Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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