i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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