Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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