what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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