i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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