Sponge bath it is.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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