But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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