peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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