i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you would pick up someone in the library
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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