Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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