we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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