So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize