i may or may not be watching the land before time
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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