Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Nicole vs. Life
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU