we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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