he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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