i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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