how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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