Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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