her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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