so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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