Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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