Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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