Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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