I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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