My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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