In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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