It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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