Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Goodbee
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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