What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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