i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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