Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
How naked do you want me to be?
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