NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize