And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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