Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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