GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here