GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Randomize
