oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?