I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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