The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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