I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
